How can you tell if they're pretty from behind tinted glass in an SUV?
Gothamist reports on a hacked sign in the NYC subway alleging, well, you can see.
What do they ride? The 5th Anevue bus? Perhaps, but only if you mean the prettiest girls over the age of 80. While the uber-pretty supermodels may choose not to take public transportation (they'd get crushed or whisked by a slight breeze onto the tracks) there are plenty of pretty girls on the train, especially in New York, where you have your pick of college students (1/9 from Columbia), post-sorority yuppie chicks (4-5-6 from the Singles Ghetto), hipsters (the L or F from Brooklyn) or J.Lo (also "On the 6").
But while that message may not be accurate, there are some other sineage hacks worth doing:
- I CAN SEE YOU PICKING YOUR NOSE
- IF YOU LIVED HERE, YOU'D BE HOMELESS BY NOW
- GROPE AT YOUR OWN RISK
- DROP THE SNICKERS OR I'LL SHOOT (D.C. only)
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rj3 | 11:45 AM |
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